Good evening and welcome to the news on Planet Hector:
- Bong! Crime revision notes completed!
- Bong! Crime revision itself not started!
- Bong! Hector’s Economy in turmoil!
- Bong! Trading standards object to the quality of pasty Hector ate this morning!
- Bong! In other news, it is raining and commentators are already saying that the summer is over.
- Bong! Transport delays predicted for tomorrow (as Hector is travelling)!
- Bong! Barbeque ‘looking less likely’, claim officials.
And that was the headlines, in other news…
Hec
