Like a fajita in a can, this post pretty much does what it says on the tin. Basically its the lazy mans’ blog post where I list 12 interesting (and sometimes related) things that have occurred to me lately and hope the Universe gives a shit…
Feel free to re-post with your own if you’ve had a particularly exciting/dull day!
- Caravans should be banned: I missed 2 service stations during my drive home as a result of the solid line of caravans, coaches and other boxes on wheels blocking the left-hand lane. Bah humbug. Feel like Jeremy Clarkson, and as a dirty hippie liberal I don’t often say that.
- New record for the 212 miles (yep, I counted them) door-to-door from 7 Bev Cres, HYL to 111 Wy Rd, CDF: 3.5 hours. Got cut up by: 1 x caravan, 1 x peugeot, 1 x smart car and 1 x caravan towing a smart-car (God those people must’ve been cool. “Look dear, we’ve got a car that looks like a shoe. I know what’ll go well with it — a box! Shoe-box-shoe, geddit?!”
- Wages confirmed for this season (probably) £6.20 SCORE!
- Just been for my first jog back home and surprised to find Cardiff is more aesthetically pleasing to jog around than Cornwall (well, the shit bit I live in anyway)
- Cornwall is probably the dullest place in the Universe. And yes, I’ve been to Swindon.
- Tidied and rearranged my room(s)! I’m not really posh, I just live in the attic. Of a bungalow. Confused, you should be?
- Well, that was the plan. Actually spent an evening reading old copies of the Beano/Dandy/Sparky when clearing out a cupboard and found my old box of about seven years of said comics. Woop-de-la-woop!
- Beat chess computer (at chess!!!)
- First episode of ISIHAC on BBC Radio 4 tonight and I am thus spiritually fulfilled. If you missed it, check it out on iPlayer!
- Writing this to avoid writing any of the other, serious writing things I’m meant to be tackling at the moment.
- Trying to decide whether I should either upgrade my Mac or car or both and how the hell I could afford either.
- Er… I had salad for tea… OK, perhaps 12 is harder than it sounds…
13: Teleportation needs to be invented quickly. Walking back from Tescos with food to feed 2 people for a month is hard work.
14: Food pills also need to be invented. Enjoyable and nutritious food in pill form. Thus eliminating the need to carry so much food.
15. Found out Dragon’s Den Peter Jones businesses is definitely not doing very well as he has started to do adverts for price comparison sites.
16. I did a quiz on Stephen Fry and got 9/10
17. Tesco is far away when you have lots of food to carry.
18. Tesco is expensive when you’re buying lots of food.
19. I had forgotten about your blog until today
20. Having a TV in my room is bad for productivity
21. WordPress is annoying when you have a custom site design
22. Getting into the habit of regularly reading is difficult even when you have lots of free time
23. Tesco is far too big
24. I had Pizza and salad for tea.